{"id":368,"date":"2011-11-04T12:54:26","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T04:54:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kate1138.com\/?p=368"},"modified":"2011-11-04T12:54:39","modified_gmt":"2011-11-04T04:54:39","slug":"ah-those-terrific-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.miahavero.me\/?p=368","title":{"rendered":"Ah those terrific people"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor Who &#8211; &#8220;The Ballad of Russell and Julie&#8221; Wrap Party Special<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"400\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"align\" value=\"middle\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/player.youku.com\/player.php\/sid\/XMzE3OTI3OTA0\/v.swf\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/player.youku.com\/player.php\/sid\/XMzE3OTI3OTA0\/v.swf\" quality=\"high\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" align=\"middle\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/site.douban.com\/widget\/videos\/94660\/video\/99854\/\">http:\/\/site.douban.com\/widget\/videos\/94660\/video\/99854\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Ballad of Russell and Julie. Lyrics.<\/p>\n<p>Julie and Russell sat one night.<br \/>\nRussell sparked up a Marlboro Light.<br \/>\nJulie\u2019s eyes were all ablaze,<br \/>\nAs Russell tried to shun her gaze.<br \/>\nHe knew the look, he knew the score;<br \/>\nIt seemed more manic than before.<br \/>\nRussell cringed in fear and dread<br \/>\nAs Julie pulled him near and said:<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it.<br \/>\nI\u2019ve had a really good idea.<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll re-vamp, make more camp<br \/>\nA sci-fi show from yester-year.<br \/>\nI\u2019ve had banter with Tranter.<br \/>\nYour written word will be hailed in the ming mong mantra.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>But he said\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it.<br \/>\nYou\u2019re asking far too much of me.<br \/>\nI\u2019m harasssed, embarassed;<br \/>\nI\u2019ve watched the show since I was three.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t choose me, don\u2019t use me,<br \/>\nMy mother sent a note to say you must excuse me.<br \/>\nI can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>So she said\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it-<br \/>\nMake a brand new Doctor Who.<br \/>\nWe\u2019ve got Chris in, all\u2019s missing<br \/>\nIs a sidekick and an all-Welsh crew.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s not silly to ask Billie.<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll film in every quarry from here to Caerphilly.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Ooh, then he said\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it-<br \/>\nThe pressure of the BBC.<br \/>\nI must e-mail some young male<br \/>\nTo alleviate the stress on me.<br \/>\nI can\u2019t block out, please lock out,<br \/>\nImages of Johnny B getting his cock out.<br \/>\nI can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>She replied\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it.<br \/>\nPhil okayed my offer to produce.<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll get Trac to take flack<br \/>\nWhen he lets his raging temper loose.<br \/>\nMy decision to use your vision<br \/>\nWill make the show the best thing on the television.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>And he squawked\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it.<br \/>\nChris is giving up his role.<br \/>\nNo Time Lord? Oh good Lord,<br \/>\nHow we\u2019re gonna fill this hole?<br \/>\nIt\u2019s too complex, we\u2019re all wrecks.<br \/>\nMy brain is overflowing with a bloody Dalek.<br \/>\nI can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>She excitedly said\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it.<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll get another Time Lord in.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t sweat it, you can\u2019t let it<br \/>\nMake you sad and maudlin.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s not over, and moreover,<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll get the lovely fellow in from Casanova.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>And he yelled\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it.<br \/>\nI really think that I can\u2019t cope.<br \/>\nMore re-writes, no respite-<br \/>\nI think I\u2019ve given up all hope.<br \/>\nIt\u2019ll get canned, it\u2019ll be panned.<br \/>\nLou says there\u2019s no costumes in the whole of England.<br \/>\nI can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Then she proclaimed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it.<br \/>\nMartha Jones is Freema Agyeman.<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll bring back Captain Jack<br \/>\nTo fight against the Cybermen.<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll cast a great Master,<br \/>\nHe can plunge the planet into global disaster.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>And he screamed\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it.<br \/>\nYou\u2019ve cast Australia\u2019s pop princess.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s madness, my sadness<br \/>\nWill make this episode a mess.<br \/>\nMy panic is manic-<br \/>\nThe uproar when I kill her off on the Titanic!<br \/>\nI can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>And she expelled\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it.<br \/>\nThe Doctor needs a brand new mate.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t linger, go ginger.<br \/>\nI\u2019m gonna bring back Catherine Tate.<br \/>\nI wanna, you\u2019re gonna,<br \/>\nReunite the Doctor with the fabulous Donna.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>He punctuated\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it.<br \/>\nI\u2019ve got obsessed with E4\u2019s Skins.<br \/>\nWriter\u2019s block. Please don\u2019t mock,<br \/>\nIt takes my mind off other things.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s so lame, I must blame dirty thoughts I\u2019m having about Midshipman Frame.<br \/>\nI can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Excitedly she said\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it.<br \/>\nTo film abroad will get my vote.<br \/>\nI promise Ed Thomas can\u2019t bring Ancient Rome to Upper Boat.<br \/>\nIt\u2019s D-Day in Pompeii;<br \/>\nThe forums will be buzzing on Outpost Gallifrey.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>And he roared\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it.<br \/>\nThe studio in Rome\u2019s ablaze.<br \/>\nOn fire, it\u2019s dire-<br \/>\nHow the hell are you not phased?<br \/>\nIt\u2019s mental. Be gentle.<br \/>\nThey say the cause of fire was a Berkley Menthol.<br \/>\nI can\u2019t do it, I can\u2019t do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>So she roared\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it.<br \/>\nWe\u2019ve got kids back behind settees.<br \/>\nOur mission, ambition,<br \/>\nWas a show for all the families.<br \/>\nwe should try as our goodbye<br \/>\nA hassle-free excursion to sunny Dubai.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it tonight.<\/p>\n<p>But he shouted\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Oh, let\u2019s do it. Let\u2019s do it!<br \/>\nI feel like I\u2019ve been set free.<br \/>\nI won\u2019t sweat it, now Moffat<br \/>\nIs taking up the reins from me.<br \/>\nI can\u2019t wait, it\u2019s just great-<br \/>\nI\u2019ve got a cracking way for Dave to regenerate.<br \/>\nLet\u2019s do it, let\u2019s do it tonight!<\/p>\n<p>Guess what?<\/p>\n<p>They did it! They did it!<br \/>\nThey opened up the TARDIS door.<br \/>\nThey\u2019re terrific, prolific.<br \/>\nMade it better than it was before!<br \/>\nA \u2018thank you\u2019 from your crew.<br \/>\nWe crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who.<br \/>\nYou did it, you did it tonight!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor Who &#8211; &#8220;The Ballad of Russell and Julie&#8221; Wrap Party Special http:\/\/site.douban.com\/widget\/videos\/94660\/video\/99854\/ The Ballad of Russell and Julie. Lyrics. Julie and Russell sat one night. Russell sparked up a Marlboro Light. Julie\u2019s eyes were all ablaze, As Russell tried to shun her gaze. 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